Bloody Tennis

Adam wanted to try tennis today. We did. Ever play tennis? Do you remember how hard it was your first time? I do. Have you ever tried to play with someone for their first time?

Well if you have, you know that it is mostly a game of chasing balls. My experience with Adam was the same, until about 20 minutes in. After about 20 minutes we had our first real volley! He hit to me, I returned to him, he returned to me, I returned to him, and he, attempting to return to me, hit the ball with his racket. The ball careened off his racket and directly into his nose, and blood spewed.

The end.